delug-e:

me vs me 30 seconds later for no reason

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asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

straightboyfriend:

straightboyfriend:

id rather die than talk to one of those ppl who are like “you took 20 minutes to text me? well IM gonna take 40 minutes to text you thats what you get for ignoring me”

people who are tagging this with “#im that person” yikes… i wouldnt

ch0ngus:

robyravioli:

savefrog:

allsadnshit:

if you didnt watch amv’s when you were a kid then you probably cant feel the full spectrum of human emotion even now 

The full range of Human Emotions are:

  • Hot n Cold
  • Gay or European
  • Everytime We Touch
  • Witch Doctor
  • Bodies
  • If You Were Gay
  • Superstar
  • Calling all the monsters

this is crawling erasure

congenitaldisease:

There is a 450 mile stretch of road on Highway 16, between Prince George and Prince Rupert in British Columbia, Canada. This remote road has become known as “The Highway of Tears” due to the fact that 40+ young women have disappeared there in the past 30 years; many believe the work of multiple serial killers. 19 bodies, ranging in age from 12 to 33, have been been discovered on the road - many had been raped, beaten to death, or strangled, and many disappeared while hitch-hiking. The majority of the women are aboriginal, leading many to believe that this is why the police force on the task lack enthusiasm or interest in solving it.

typecozey:

January is the free trial month for 2019 so anything messy that happens during this month dont count

punkbonnibel:

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

arsoniick:

op heard there were two different pronunciations of a famous dutch impressionist painter’s last name and never settled on which pronunciation to use but gogh gogh i guess

lilpeary:

just-a-john-doe:

Remember back when Tumblr’s biggest threat was Erica the game developer trying to make everyone try out her game? She was the OG spam bot queen.

*clenches fist* erica

k-eke:

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the4thgorgon:

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am 100% sure he has actually said this